Hey, this is RBDash47, founder/admin of the PFA. It's come to my attention that some of your stories aren't showing up correctly in the Explicit section. I wasn't aware this was the case; I'll be looking into it. For clarity's sake, your stories weren't removed purposefully - if they had been, you would have been notified. In the future, if you or any of your readers run into problems like this with the site, please let me know.
GET YOU SHIT IN A. PILE FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE! “No, señora no creo que es como funcionan los caracoles” plied Raul. Jesus’ tits, murmured rarity under her breath. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Rarity answered, it was apple bloom. What is it appled bum?
More stuff broken @ ExlicitArchive. That is to say it's there, just.. blank, like the entire fic has been removed.
Sir, as I have mentioned, that website is uncomfortable with my research and has thus taken down several of the entries that I have published. As it seems, the moderators of said website decided it would be easiest to erase the given information therein rather than deleting the publication itself. It would be easiest to follow me on tumblr, as I have ultimate administrative power over them here.
Yes. It seems that some websites are uncomfortable with the reality of these spark universes and have banned a certain number of the staff’s scientific publications. Shame that they will never fully know the truth. The Uncloppable multiverse is most easily followed here on this tumblr. All published documentations are accessible herein.
you lied. you havent posted anything new yet you piece of shit. i need material to not clop to.
Sir, you must let the science run its course. There have been some unforeseen setbacks (ie. Twist #756 from spark 12B’s bloody entrails got smeared on our equipment) but we will be up and running within the next days. And I assure you there will be more strictly nonsexual content gracing tumblr’s presence very soon.
I appreciate your willingness to learn about the logistics of the infinite dimensions so I commend you on that, but I do implore you to let us carry on our research.
I am unable to open Sweetie Belle's Adventures in Candyland. From the title, I really really want to read that, but Google Docs says it's unable to open it. Also, you have the best clopfics ever.
The fic has been reuploaded and should be fully functional now as per your request, sir.
As far as your kind words of praise, I do appreciate it. Sincerely. But the largest compliment you could possibly give me is to send your brony friends with good senses of humor in this direction to give them a chuckle. Followers are worth a thousand words.
Declaration of Intent (By Firekitten Sparklemittens on behalf of the Uncloppable Multiverse Teloscopy Laboratory)
The concept of a multiverse is no new theory. Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, and all Neo-Platonic philosophies believe that our familiar existence is not a lonely anomaly but rather one of multiple, some say myriad planes of existence, of which our reality and its laws of physics, atoms, electrons, protons, and mortality are simply one possible expression among many. Who is to say that there is not a planet floating on some other sheet of space-time on which some pastel-colored ponies tout higher-order thought? In fact, given the unknowably infinite number of existences, it becomes certainty. In such a Level II multiverse, the occasion arises when two similar pockets of existence happen to grind past one another. No tremors are felt in either reality. If the realities happen to have reasonably similar laws of physics, tiny disruptions in each reality may occur. However, they are generally imperceptibly small. In our universe, they would happen at the minute quantum level. The texture of our reality is the energy states of its component matter, just as the texture of sand is due to its molecular structure. When many many people think of the same thing, it can, on rare occasion, have enough symmetry to distort the texture of our reality. It is nothing gargantuan. Generally nothing more than a bump or valley on the plane. It is the texture of realities that dictate what happens when two realities grind against one another. Short-lived, nonlinear, chaotic, unstable realities flicker into existence and dissipate like sparks from the monadic eu-matter ground off of the participating realities in these supercosmic collisions.
In truth, such an event is occurring now. My Little Pony has captivated the minds and imaginations of thousands, just at the time when such an equine plane grinds across our own reality. The sleep-deprived, sometimes hedonistic musings of the bronies in this reality has just enough synergy to cause a small ridge on our plane. The resultant spark realities contain the dreams and thoughts of the denizens of the equine plane, along with our own.
Portrayed here are accounts of the events that take place in some unfortunate spark-realities. Some stories outline the entire timelines of some of the more ephemeral realities, from birth to dissipation. Others are mere glimpses into realities which are less short-lived. These writings are uploaded out of respect for the life-forms whose lives passed by far too quickly on these fleeting realities. It is the most sincere hope of we who have documented these occurrences that after reading the accounts, the reader will grant him or herself a moment to reflect on the benign, nonchaotic nature of the reality in which we live. We hope that after such reflection, the reader may be thankful for their existence in a stable, long-lived reality, with 100 years of life in which to pursue their dreams. Reader, please take the lessons learned here to heart, and live deliberately, not squandering the plentiful time you have here on Earth.